What kind of creature do we have here?

Rescued from certain distruction off the kitchen floor of cracker barrel,
I submit to you this very strange negative That found its way onto the surface of my scanner and became immortal through this useless post on another useless blog that noone reads.
I picked this thing up and laughed my ass off, so hear it is, for nobody to see and you to read
Whoever that is in the picture is acting like a retard, and I'm not completely sure they are clothed.What a dumbass.
I wonder if it's one of the idiots I work with....lol.
Anyway, it's a wierd alien-like shot straight out of an interrogation room at groom lake.
Subject loses all mental cohesion and becomes something other worldly with obvious delusions of grandeur.